Ouch!
(Just kidding. Hardly felt a thing.)
Here I am once again getting jabbed. A kind nurse with deft poking skills administers the H1N1 vaccine. A few things that will not happen due to this vaccine:
-- I will not develop swine flu.
-- I will not become autistic.
-- I will not develop Guillain Barre disease.
-- I will not die.
-- And... there is no micro-chip recording my every move by the "Guvmint!"
Herd immunity folks. The more people vaccinated the less likely a pandemic can unfold. Do your part.
Cheers!